JOHN: hm.....
JOHN: okay, what if this part of the space/time/alternate timeline continuum, where you are sitting around on a very pretty island thinking or whatever--
JOHN: maybe you are trying to psychoanalyze sburb's subconscious dream mind by counting how many tentacle dicks it made out of clouds?
ROSE: Yes. That's almost certainly what I was up to before you dropped by.
JOHN: hehehehe
JOHN: i thought it must have been something like that!
JOHN: all right.
JOHN: let's say this moment is like a string, and we are both in tune with the note that it plays, because we are standing on it.
JOHN: but my retcon powers let me change that.
JOHN: so i could decide to resonate with, for example, the note an octave higher instead of this one. and then i can step directly into that string.
JOHN: and even if i don't know for sure what note that would be, i know it will probably sound ok combined with whatever note we are playing right now, because octaves are like the most basic harmony ever.
JOHN: so i know i'm not going to mess up the entire song by accident.
JOHN: except maybe instead of an octave, i want to play a quick callback to the motif of my friends finally getting together in person after way too long.
ROSE: Or the sad Rose soundtrack?
JOHN: ...yeah. or that one.
JOHN: it might need to be in a different key, depending on what the song is doing, or maybe i should only echo the rhythm pattern into the current melody?
JOHN: but the "shapey-ness" of the motif is still right, and that's what's important.
JOHN: if i try to visit a specific note - like a high e flat, for one example - without knowing what part of the song i'm on exactly, i'll have to put in a lot of effort to search for the note.
JOHN: and then to play it without messing up the rhythm.
JOHN: and i'll have to be ready to improvise a whole bunch to tie it into the main theme, since it might be completely dissonant.....
JOHN: well you know what that's like, right?
ROSE: Do I?
JOHN: sure. because of the violin?
ROSE: Oh. I guess so.
ROSE: Although it's been a while, and I've never tried any improvisation like you're describing.
ROSE: And you're not talking about violin strings.
JOHN: no. i was thinking about piano strings, since that way every note has its own.
JOHN: but violin strings work too, if that ties in better with your own hobbies and interests?
JOHN: it's basically the same idea.
ROSE: Not really.
ROSE: The hands of the piano virtuoso may waltz together over a smooth corridor of ivory, finding each note conveniently pre-defined and merely waiting to be roused from restless slumber by the gentle yet insistent urging of his caress.
JOHN: hahahahaha! okay rose.
ROSE: But the violinist has just four strings to work with, and can only contribute to the ongoing melody by forcing her will onto the medium of vibration.
ROSE: Warping each string's original voice with a calloused fingertip.
JOHN: sure but... don't you actually need more than four strings to play a violin?
JOHN: like, waaaaaaaay more?
ROSE: What do you...
ROSE: Are you talking about the bow?
ROSE: That's horsehair.
ROSE: ...In fairness, the point's still arguable, depending on what your definition of "strings" is?
ROSE: What the hell, I'll allow it.
JOHN: there, see?!
JOHN: it IS the same!
ROSE: Uh huh.
ROSE: In that case, how does your String Theory interpret the eventual fate of most bowstrings?
ROSE: Where one brings the bow too roughly across the four lines of their intention, and the horsehairs fray and snap?
JOHN: okay well... i think that means...
JOHN: this is turning out to be a way better metaphor than i was expecting!
ROSE: It does fit neatly with the musical aesthetic touches on our planets.
ROSE: World spanning organs and my Quest and such.
JOHN: ...
ROSE: ...
JOHN: so, i would just like to say for the record...
JOHN: i could make a joke right now? about my world spanning organ?
JOHN: but i am choosing not to do that.
ROSE: Very mature.
ROSE: If slightly disappointing.
JOHN: you're welcome.
In case you did not decode the last news update's SECRET CLUE.... WhatPumpkin will be at Emerald City Comic Con once again this year!
So if you are in Seattle this April 7-10, you should stop by and say hi, and also purchase many of our fine t-shirts.
And if you aren't a kickstarter backer, this is your chance to play the Hiveswap sneak preview yourself, instead of being stuck watching strangers make silly choices on youtube. And maybe... your chance to play a DIFFERENT sneak preview????
I know what you're wondering, because I've gotten approximately a zillion inquiries about this: will I personally be in Seattle to meet fans this April 7-10, or will I be too busy doing cries into my keyboard?
(That's a trick question btw. Those things are not mutually exclusive.)
Hiveswap update!!!!! Read it here. It is pretty exciting news, I think, and I am unsurprised to discover that you agree with me completely.
Kickstarter backers will have noticed that they've been sent a playable sneak preview, but if that's not you, there MAY still be an opportunity to get your greedy peepers on it? (And by "may" I of course mean "will definitely".)
It's going to be a surprise, but just between me and you and the millions of other people reading this website, I'll let you have a teensy hint. See if you can decipher the SECRET CLUE:
Homestuck will be on pause until next Monday, but seriously who cares about that when you could be finding out about some awesome new MSPA merchandise!
Hey! You! Did you hear that there's awesome new MSPA merchandise?
Maybe you have been dreaming of a shirt that screams into the world's eyeballs that you are one groovy dude who loves Homestuck? (These things are synonyms.)
Wow!!!! Looks like your dreams just got turned into true reality!
But wait! There is something even more guaranteed to blow your mind with it's unbelievable astoundingness. Homestuck panel prints are a thing now!
For many years it's seemed like an impossible idea, since animation effects don't work on paper, and also every Homestuck panel is online anyway?
But our greatest MSPA scientists have been working on the problem non-stop for years, abacuses and slide rules snapping, test-tubalizers being carefully examined under microscopificators, and at last they have sent word over the mail-electronifier that there's been a breakthrough! Homestuck: solved forever!!!!
These are lenticular prints, which you may have seen on movie posters or really neat backpacks? The secret is that, when you move the image, it appears to flip between frames... kind of exactly like an animated gif that just got turned into true reality! What's left that HASN'T been turned into true reality anymore?
Here are some examples you can click on to see how they work, and you can peruse all 12 at the Homestuck store.
I was so blown away by this technological advancement, I immediately set to work making the next Homestuck book entirely out of lenticular images. Finally, it will offer a full and accurate MsPaintAdventures.com experience.
In unrelated news, the next Homestuck book will be 5 feet wide and $10,000 a copy.
Awwwwwwwwww. (Everyone: Awwwwwwwwwwww.) That was adorable!
Make sure and check the credits page to meet all the contributors who just injected a live kitten directly into your heart. (Awwwwwwww!)
I bet this update sure has you feeling smug that you ordered a pack of MSPA Quadrant Day cards in time for YOUR Quadrant Day celebrations!
What's that? You DIDN'T? (Readers who have their life priorities in order, this paragraph isn't meant for you. You may resume feeling smug.) Well, who said that Quadrant Day is February 14th, anyway. Other than me, I guess??? And now I'm saying that the holiday officially occurs 6 to 8 weeks from the moment you chose to gently caress this news post with your wibbling peep orbs.
Whew! Cutting it close, aren't you? Better hurry and order a set RIGHT NOW.